{"product_id":"i-like-them-real-thick-and-sprucey-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"I Like Them Real Thick and Sprucey Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLet's be honest — a scrawny little tree just doesn't hit the same. This crewneck is for the ones who want their trees full, their sweatshirts cozy, and their holiday humor a little cheeky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted on the classic Gildan Crewneck Sweater in a rich Irish Green, this sweatshirt features a vintage-inspired badge design with snowy pine trees and playful script lettering. It's soft, heavyweight, and made to be lived in all season long — from tree-cutting trips to lazy mornings with coffee by the fireplace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWhether you're buying it for yourself or the friend who always has something funny to say, this one's guaranteed to get a laugh (and a few compliments) wherever you wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGildan heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester for cozy, long-lasting warmth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRibbed knit collar, cuffs, and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in Irish Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex sizing — true to size, size down for a slimmer fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on design.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Happy Tees Co","offers":[{"title":"Adult Small","offer_id":54212755751225,"sku":null,"price":43.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Adult Medium","offer_id":54212755783993,"sku":null,"price":43.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Adult Large","offer_id":54212755816761,"sku":null,"price":43.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Adult XL","offer_id":54212755849529,"sku":null,"price":43.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Adult 2XL","offer_id":54212755882297,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Adult 3XL","offer_id":54212755915065,"sku":null,"price":49.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/8487\/5065\/files\/Untitleddesign_67.png?v=1784974486","url":"https:\/\/happyteesandcrafts.myshopify.com\/products\/i-like-them-real-thick-and-sprucey-crewneck-sweatshirt","provider":"Happy Tees Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}